|
Post by TheYellowStain on Apr 23, 2007 20:49:52 GMT -5
Ok heres a fun one!!
made by YS(of course)who makes all these wonderful games!!
the person describes a scene, and the next person tells what happened and then posts their own!!! make them funny and silly!
E.X.
A man is trapped in the jungle, naked and screaming at the top of his lungs running toward you.
The man was the sole survivor of a plane crash, his close were burned of from the impact fires, so he rolled into the nearest creek and covered him self in water, litttle did he know, the water was infested with flesh-eating roaches and thats when he came running towards me.
cool huh? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
well ill go first:
You see a panda bear growling with a pile of snakes around him.
|
|
theunknownranger
Just the Beast Under Your Bed
gleasonator forums gets me through the boring days! :)
Posts: 180
|
Post by theunknownranger on Apr 27, 2007 16:56:37 GMT -5
the panda bear wanted to eat the snakes, but remembered he could only eat bamboo, then tried to shoo the snakes away, but the snakes wouldn't leave till he eats them.
you see a dog with its nose stuck in a fire hydrant and a boy is getting ready to turn it on
|
|
|
Post by Trogdor on Apr 27, 2007 17:01:01 GMT -5
Unfortulitly, it is super dog! So when the dog lifts his head, the fire hidrent is lifted and the little boy is thrown for miles into a bunker with a few nukes in it, and well,... Mushroom clouds!
You are at the top of Niagra falls and you see a bunch of cats trying to get a drink from the water
|
|
|
Post by TheYellowStain on Apr 27, 2007 20:21:29 GMT -5
I was invited on a Canada trip so i brought along my lucky meatloaf, but befor i got to eat it, the lame retard beside me( maybe toasty...) pushed it in to shallow parts of the water, where feral cats were naturaly living. but the meatloaf contaminated the water, so the cats got indigestion, and went to find fresh water, and the falls decontaminated the water(cause it was moving water).
Five terrorist are eating at macdonalds with tiaras on three of them, they are talking, but you hear the words, pumpkin, ninjas, and banana phone
|
|
|
Post by Toasty4you on Apr 27, 2007 20:49:09 GMT -5
I was in there with a gun and told them that they had to wear tiaras on their heads. I gave them a break and let them eat some food. Little did I know that the planned to send in pumpkin ninjas using the secret "banana" brand phone!
AngryToast killed AngryHam then AngryHam came back to life and danced to "Moskau". He them proceeded to eat your children.
|
|
|
Post by Gleasonator on Apr 27, 2007 21:04:56 GMT -5
AngryHam messed around with AngryToast's girlfriend so AngryToast put a cap in AngryHam's ass. AngryHam died but he was really pissed about getting shot so God let me go avenge his death. He then went to AngryToast's house and blew that mother f***er away and kept his girlfriend and also started going out with AngryToast's mom. Then God decided it was enough and took him back, but after checking the book he came to the realization that there were more bad marks than good marks so AngryHam was sent to Hell and was forced to dance to "Moskau" for the rest of his days. AngryHam lasted a couple of days doing this, but decided that he didn't want to take Satan's BS and ate his children. Satan broke down and cried (hence the new Black Sabbath song) and AngryHam whipped out a baseball bat and beat his face in, then became ruler of Hell.
A piece of bread hangs from a flagpole in Mexico.
|
|
theunknownranger
Just the Beast Under Your Bed
gleasonator forums gets me through the boring days! :)
Posts: 180
|
Post by theunknownranger on Apr 27, 2007 21:24:23 GMT -5
mexico became so poor, they decided to hang their leader for making them come to their economic downfall. (if you didnt get that then you are stupid)
you see a child playing in a minefield
|
|
|
Post by TheYellowStain on Apr 27, 2007 23:22:29 GMT -5
I was in there with a gun and told them that they had to wear tiaras on their heads. I gave them a break and let them eat some food. Little did I know that the planned to send in pumpkin ninjas using the secret "banana" brand phone! AngryToast killed AngryHam then AngryHam came back to life and danced to "Moskau". He them proceeded to eat your children. dude... you just restated my question as an answer without little or none creativity... ------------------------- The child was shunned by his peers and seeks alliance with the shiny gray things in the ground. You see your hand explode and termites are encircling you, while you are hypnotized by thoughts ice cream. PLEASE MAKE ALL ANSWERS A LITTLE MORE CREATIVE THAN ADDING 5 to 6 EXTRA WORDs...
|
|
|
Post by Gleasonator on Apr 27, 2007 23:52:09 GMT -5
One day, as little Mike was walking through the forest, a man approached him. The man was drunk, and offered little Mike some beer. Little Mike, having taken the D.A.R.E. program and having been repeatedly told that alcohol was bad for you, decided that this might be his only chance at freedom until age 21. He accepted and took a drink. He enjoyed it so much, that he went too far and drank the whole bottle. The drunk man was angry and demanded money to buy another bottle of booze for himself. Little Mike, being a kid, only kept lunch money, which was usually spent by that time on either lunch or bullies. Angry, the man needed something to fulfill his addiction. When it was not met, he went into a fit and threw the empty bottle at poor Mike. In defense, Mike raised his hand, but because of that the bottle hit him in his hand at a great enough velocity that both the bottle and his hand shattered. Mike screamed in pain, and tried to find something to heal the wound (or at least stop the bleeding). By that time the man had run away and was forgotten. Mike was in desperation, so he tore a slab of bark off of the nearest tree trunk in an attempt to neutralize the bleeding. Unfortunetly, termites had burrowed through that tree, and when Mike tore the trunk, he disturbed them. The swarmed like ants around Mike, seeming as though they wanted to avenge the destruction of their home. Mike had declared insanity for himself by this time, and decided to isolate himself from the world. He sat on the ground, hand bleeding and termites swarming, and tried to take himself out of this world. All he could think of to think of was ice cream, so that's what he thought of. Suddenly, he was immune to his surroundings and later drifted asleep. He was not aware though, that the termites were still enraged. One by one the termites took advantage of their sleeping prey as they crawled through the tunnels of Mike's ears, soon reaching his brain and feasting upon it in all of their glory.
Mike never awoke.
Alas, a dead bird clings to a mailbox in the middle of a winter storm.
|
|
|
Post by TheYellowStain on Apr 28, 2007 1:19:30 GMT -5
Quite creative there,....(but dont the ears connect to the brain through the auditory nerve? there is no true tunne)
A little song bird was flying south for the winter when he stopped to see a bunch of termites eat a human alive. He became so fascinated, that he forgot that winter approached . He quickly rememberd after a chilling breeze took him by surprise. the gust was so chilling he fell into a coma. Little Tommy who was laying nearby, quickly picked up the bird and took it in-doors. there, he delivered it to his brothers Satanic cult. The Satanic cult then carved the bird in all ways posible using an ornate cerimonial dagger. They chanted for the felbeasts, but there were no results, so they killed them selves. Tommy, feeling depressed that his alchoholic, abusive brother was dead, sought to cheer himself up with something tasty! He looked in the fridge...no frozen pops...darn. then an idea hit him. Tommy quickly took the mangled bird corpse and slapped it on his mail box, thinking it will ice over, so he could have his Interesting ice pop..then a storm came, but Tommy locked himself out, so he froze to death ever so slowly.
A raccoon is in a banana suit with shaving cream all around him in a 3 yard diameter.
|
|
theunknownranger
Just the Beast Under Your Bed
gleasonator forums gets me through the boring days! :)
Posts: 180
|
Post by theunknownranger on Apr 28, 2007 15:58:53 GMT -5
its PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but he was too poor for jelly and got shaving cream instead.
you see a guy with an arrow in his back and he says its only a scratch.
|
|
|
Post by TheYellowStain on Apr 28, 2007 16:41:46 GMT -5
the man is obviously undead with little or no feeling of pain, the scratch he refers too is a real scratch and keeps the arrow there as a back scratcher.
A rollar coaster departs, 3 minutes later it returns , this time with penuts and koi fish.
|
|