Post by teedubya on May 14, 2007 22:45:55 GMT -5
there once was a stick. there once was an ant. one day the ant met the stick. the very same day, the stick also met the ant.
Ant: hi stick.
Stick: how did you know my name?
Ant: i just guessed.
Stick: oh.
Ant: yeah.
Stick: so....
Ant: well, its ur turn. what do you think my name is?
Stick: maybe.......turtle puppy?
Ant: wow ur good.
later in that conversation, the ant said goodbye to the stick. the stick also said goodbye to the ant. Phone numbers were exchanged.
Ant: ur # is 555-555-5555?
Stick: yeah
Ant: wow mine too
Stick: so whats ur #?
Ant: i just said that it was the same as yours.
Stick: yes i know im not stupid. whats ur number?
even later that day, the ant called the stick. the stick walked into the living room and picked up the phone.
Stick: who is this?
Ant: its me, turtle puppy.
Stick: omg hey susanahh!
Ant: i just told u its ant.
Stick: are you crzy, kelly?
Ant: stick, are u okay?
Stick: Maddy, i am not telling you again, jake likes me, NOT YOU.
Ant: do u need me to come over there or something?
Stick: no way! u know that ever since you let Lucy give you that makeover i can barely stand to look at u.
Ant: makeover?
Stick: yeah, kristen. jeez, sometimes you can be really dull;
Ant: hey!
Stick: What! its true. every time i think of the name shannon i throw up a little in my mouth.
Ant: my name is not shannon!
Stick: of course not, Shadooky.
ANt: what the heck is ur problem???
Stick: calm down lullucksky. i would be mad too, if that had happened to me
Ant: thats it! you know what, im late for my movie. im hanging up.
Stick: of course ill go to the movies with you, guchiguchiyayayay....around 7?
Ant: no of course not im not going anywhere with YOU
Stick: thats the last straw. you are dead to me. ur a freakin corpse to me, chasimoomoo.
Ant: where are you getting all of this??!!
Stick: im tired of you acting like this. i cant handle ur constant mood swings, hot flashes, or the fact that you always look like u just got out of a 7 yr coma. and stop making me wax your stomach, Kendall! its just plain gross.
Ant: ..........*click*
Stick: dont u hang up on me, shinybutt. im not thru w/ u!!!
later the ant stepped on himself, but was not sucessful in his suicide attempt. he was admitted to a hospital where he made a full recovery, but he still has to pour orange juice into his eyes every three hrs in order to prevent seizure. a common side effect of this treatment is the habit to not have any idea who he is talking to on the phone. another common side effect is the unfortunate tendency to yell out on every third monday of each month " jake? jake where r u? i promise, its not like that. hes just a friend!!"
Ant: hi stick.
Stick: how did you know my name?
Ant: i just guessed.
Stick: oh.
Ant: yeah.
Stick: so....
Ant: well, its ur turn. what do you think my name is?
Stick: maybe.......turtle puppy?
Ant: wow ur good.
later in that conversation, the ant said goodbye to the stick. the stick also said goodbye to the ant. Phone numbers were exchanged.
Ant: ur # is 555-555-5555?
Stick: yeah
Ant: wow mine too
Stick: so whats ur #?
Ant: i just said that it was the same as yours.
Stick: yes i know im not stupid. whats ur number?
even later that day, the ant called the stick. the stick walked into the living room and picked up the phone.
Stick: who is this?
Ant: its me, turtle puppy.
Stick: omg hey susanahh!
Ant: i just told u its ant.
Stick: are you crzy, kelly?
Ant: stick, are u okay?
Stick: Maddy, i am not telling you again, jake likes me, NOT YOU.
Ant: do u need me to come over there or something?
Stick: no way! u know that ever since you let Lucy give you that makeover i can barely stand to look at u.
Ant: makeover?
Stick: yeah, kristen. jeez, sometimes you can be really dull;
Ant: hey!
Stick: What! its true. every time i think of the name shannon i throw up a little in my mouth.
Ant: my name is not shannon!
Stick: of course not, Shadooky.
ANt: what the heck is ur problem???
Stick: calm down lullucksky. i would be mad too, if that had happened to me
Ant: thats it! you know what, im late for my movie. im hanging up.
Stick: of course ill go to the movies with you, guchiguchiyayayay....around 7?
Ant: no of course not im not going anywhere with YOU
Stick: thats the last straw. you are dead to me. ur a freakin corpse to me, chasimoomoo.
Ant: where are you getting all of this??!!
Stick: im tired of you acting like this. i cant handle ur constant mood swings, hot flashes, or the fact that you always look like u just got out of a 7 yr coma. and stop making me wax your stomach, Kendall! its just plain gross.
Ant: ..........*click*
Stick: dont u hang up on me, shinybutt. im not thru w/ u!!!
later the ant stepped on himself, but was not sucessful in his suicide attempt. he was admitted to a hospital where he made a full recovery, but he still has to pour orange juice into his eyes every three hrs in order to prevent seizure. a common side effect of this treatment is the habit to not have any idea who he is talking to on the phone. another common side effect is the unfortunate tendency to yell out on every third monday of each month " jake? jake where r u? i promise, its not like that. hes just a friend!!"