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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Jan 31, 2007 19:01:31 GMT -5
I'm gonna have to think about this one.
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Post by minimcbeef on Jan 31, 2007 19:11:51 GMT -5
alex, james, and i can explain what happened when the plastic wall was coming down in PE and a volleyball rolled under it. i think alex had better 'splain this one.
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Post by BurningBaboon on Jan 31, 2007 22:09:32 GMT -5
oh! oh! i know! at lunch my friend (ryan) had these little tropicana orange fruit snacks.he ate one and said "this tastes like shit" and the luch lady was by him and said "what?". But ryan thought it was my other friend and said "i said it tastes like shit".
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Jan 31, 2007 22:20:52 GMT -5
oh! oh! i know! at lunch my friend (ryan) had these little tropicana orange fruit snacks.he ate one and said "this tastes like shit" and the luch lady was by him and said "what?". But ryan thought it was my other friend and said "i said it tastes like shit". THAT WAS A GREAT DAY!
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Post by Trogdor on Jan 31, 2007 22:34:28 GMT -5
oh! oh! i know! at lunch my friend (ryan) had these little tropicana orange fruit snacks.he ate one and said "this tastes like shit" and the luch lady was by him and said "what?". But ryan thought it was my other friend and said "i said it tastes like shit". are you trying to kill me of oxygen defisiancy? I almost passed out i was laughing so hard
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Jan 31, 2007 22:35:18 GMT -5
oh! oh! i know! at lunch my friend (ryan) had these little tropicana orange fruit snacks.he ate one and said "this tastes like shit" and the luch lady was by him and said "what?". But ryan thought it was my other friend and said "i said it tastes like shit". are you trying to kill me of oxygen defisiancy? I almost passed out i was laughing so hard He said it right to the lunchlady's face! AHAHAHAHA!
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Post by Trogdor on Jan 31, 2007 22:36:54 GMT -5
Can you ask him this question? How does he know what shit tastes like?
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Jan 31, 2007 22:43:29 GMT -5
Can you ask him this question? How does he know what shit tastes like? I think someone asked him that right after. Lemme think... Hmm... Mr. White's rage! In Spanish class, Mr. White, our substitute, was putting a video in the VCR and someone at the back table waded up a paper clip and nailed him in the back of his head. He tried figuring out who threw it by using bullcrap calculations of the impact and acting like he actually knows s***. So guess what? He blames my table! I told him I didn't do it but I don't think he believed me. No one confessed. So he said we'd all have to stay after school until someone did. But at the end of the day, I ran like hell across the hallway right across the Spanish class. I later figured out the no one else had stayed.
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Post by Salty on Feb 1, 2007 8:59:37 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by BurningBaboon on Feb 1, 2007 17:18:10 GMT -5
Can you ask him this question? How does he know what shit tastes like? it is a figure of speech. but i asked him him hod do you know what shit tastes like?
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Post by Gleasonator on Feb 3, 2007 12:11:36 GMT -5
alex, james, and i can explain what happened when the plastic wall was coming down in PE and a volleyball rolled under it. i think alex had better 'splain this one. That wasn't so much funny as it was amusing. Our coach puts a handicap on me because he thinks my dad's gonna sue the school... long story. Anyways, our gym is split, boys on one side, girls on the other. Usually we just go outside and run and the girls do whatever in the gym. They were having volleyball and a ball came toward us. During that time, our coach was bringing down a wall to split the gym because it was wet outside. I tried to grab it because I'm a retard and Jim tried to hit it back under the wall. He got it back through eventually, and was about four feet away from the wall. Our coach said something about Jim almost being crushed by the wall (it's made out of thin-plastic mind you) and made him do twenty squat-jumps. He said that from his understanding, Jim was trying to take the ball and I was trying to get it back under. By the time I realized that I should have said that it was me and not Jim, he'd already done about fifteen and our coach walked away. XP Ah well... *does twenty squat-jumps* Are we even?
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Post by Kocrspinal on Feb 8, 2007 16:20:01 GMT -5
XD.
I can't find anything REALLY Funny yet, I'll have to get back to you.
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Post by Salty on Feb 9, 2007 9:02:26 GMT -5
Same here.
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Post by Toasty4you on Feb 10, 2007 13:17:13 GMT -5
alex, james, and i can explain what happened when the plastic wall was coming down in PE and a volleyball rolled under it. i think alex had better 'splain this one. That wasn't so much funny as it was amusing. Our coach puts a handicap on me because he thinks my dad's gonna sue the school... long story. Anyways, our gym is split, boys on one side, girls on the other. Usually we just go outside and run and the girls do whatever in the gym. They were having volleyball and a ball came toward us. During that time, our coach was bringing down a wall to split the gym because it was wet outside. I tried to grab it because I'm a retard and Jim tried to hit it back under the wall. He got it back through eventually, and was about four feet away from the wall. Our coach said something about Jim almost being crushed by the wall (it's made out of thin-plastic mind you) and made him do twenty squat-jumps. He said that from his understanding, Jim was trying to take the ball and I was trying to get it back under. By the time I realized that I should have said that it was me and not Jim, he'd already done about fifteen and our coach walked away. XP Ah well... *does twenty squat-jumps* Are we even? How come you havn't told me before.
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Feb 14, 2007 19:55:46 GMT -5
Something awesome happened today.
But first I must tell you this: around my lunch table the is an extremely loud ugly kid who is always yelling. We nicknamed him "Muzzle". Because he needs one.
But anyway... Today, my friend twisted up his lunch bag and nailed Muzzle right in the eye with it. His eye was watering and he was holding his hand over his eye. I couldn't help but laugh. XD
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Post by Salty on Feb 15, 2007 9:54:22 GMT -5
That was kinda mean......
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Post by Kocrspinal on Feb 15, 2007 17:04:06 GMT -5
That was kinda mean...... People deserve what they get.
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Feb 15, 2007 17:17:15 GMT -5
That was kinda mean...... You haven't met Muzzle!!! He's a bad person!!!
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Apr 10, 2007 19:23:57 GMT -5
I have another story...
There's this goth girl at my school who brought a plastic ring in that she got from the person that she got engaged with on World of Warcraft. XD
"Lol" or no "lol"?
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Post by Toasty4you on Apr 10, 2007 19:30:51 GMT -5
I have another story... There's this goth girl at my school who brought a plastic ring in that she got from the person that she got engaged with on World of Warcraft. XD "Lol" or no "lol"? It's a "what a retarted girl" lol.
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Post by Trogdor on Apr 10, 2007 20:15:27 GMT -5
Well, what if she was hopless?
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Post by Toasty4you on Apr 10, 2007 21:17:16 GMT -5
Then she'd go on a REAL dating site like "E-Spin the bottle"
*Glances at dataznboi*
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 12, 2007 18:07:20 GMT -5
funniest thing that happended was when jamie spazzed out at lunch today.
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Post by Toasty4you on Apr 12, 2007 18:57:10 GMT -5
This didn't happen at our school, but I heard this somewhere (might be fake):
People in the cafeteria switched the words "vagina" and "pizza", so.... yeah... I can assume that the lunch ladies were not very happy.
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 12, 2007 19:22:03 GMT -5
mmmmmm. who wants some peperroni or cheese vagina for lunch? This didn't happen at our school, but I heard this somewhere (might be fake): People in the cafeteria switched the words "vagina" and "pizza", so.... yeah... I can assume that the lunch ladies were not very happy.
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Post by Toasty4you on Apr 12, 2007 19:49:13 GMT -5
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Apr 12, 2007 19:58:33 GMT -5
AngryToast is NOT pleased.
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Post by Toasty4you on Apr 12, 2007 20:56:53 GMT -5
AngryToast is NOT pleased. It's actually supposed to be a / smiley, just look look at it sideways and you can see the similarity.
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Apr 12, 2007 20:59:05 GMT -5
AngryToast is NOT pleased. It's actually supposed to be a / smiley, just look look at it sideways and you can see the similarity. I didn't mean to copy your smiley in the first place.
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Post by Toasty4you on Apr 12, 2007 21:12:32 GMT -5
I'm getting confused.. /
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