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Post by thanosguy on Mar 28, 2007 21:23:36 GMT -5
Hello and welcome to Thanosguy's Helpful Tips for the every day life. In this thread, I shall bestow upon you great knowledge and wisdom that will help you overcome many obstacles in your life.
A few helpful starting tips:
Tip 1. Don't drink and drive at the same time. You might spill your drink.
Tip 2. Remember to ask strangers for money. It works for some people.
Tip 3. Penguins are NOT healthy to eat.
Tip 4. If all else fails, ask Thanosguy.
Those are just a few of many tips I will provide through this thread that are crucial to man's development. (And women's.)
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Post by thanosguy on Mar 28, 2007 21:35:46 GMT -5
Tip 5. Don't go see the Eragon movie. Just don't.
Tip 6. If you drink coke while eating mentos, your stomach WILL NOT explode. I saw it on Mythbusters.
Tip 7. Speaking of coke, Pepsi is better than coke.
Tip 8. Texas history is a waste. What happens if I move out of Texas?
Tip 9. Singapore is very strict. If you have attitude problems, don't go there.
Tip 10. If you want to make an easy $1 million, go do that gameshow "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?"
Tip 11. When you see a Scotishman wearing a kilt, don't look under it.
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Post by Trogdor on Mar 28, 2007 21:36:07 GMT -5
What about its? (Not pointing any fingers)
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Post by thanosguy on Mar 28, 2007 21:38:03 GMT -5
What about its? (Not pointing any fingers) Please further clarify this question. Even as all-knowing as the Thanosguy is, he did not understand this question.
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Post by thanosguy on Mar 28, 2007 21:48:32 GMT -5
Tip 12. If you have a year old bag of Jolley Ranchers, they will have melted together and will smell like medicine.
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Post by thanosguy on Mar 28, 2007 21:53:54 GMT -5
Tip 13. My age is either 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 22, 28, 36, or 45. GASPTHISWASALMOSTCLOSETOPERSONALINFORMATIONENDGASP
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Post by SkullFarmer on Mar 28, 2007 23:11:00 GMT -5
Dear Thanosguy:
There is a really sweet elderly lady at the old folks home where I live who I would like to ask out. The problems are; I have no where to ask her out to and I have a supporating pustule on my arm that leaks a vanilla custard-y like substance out onto my sleeve pretty much all the time. It smells like farts.
Do you have any suggestions for me?
Thank you.
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Post by SkullFarmer on Mar 29, 2007 7:34:09 GMT -5
Tip 13. My age is either 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 22, 28, 36, or 45. GASPTHISWASALMOSTCLOSETOPERSONALINFORMATIONENDGASP I'll go with 7. Your attempts at mockery are almost as pitiful as your threads. Surely you can do better?
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Post by thanosguy on Mar 29, 2007 7:37:36 GMT -5
Tip 14 for Skullfarmer.
Skullfarmer, there must be a mall or nice restaurant where you live. For example, Olive Garden would be a nice place to take her out. If there are no fine restaurants where you live, then there's always KFC.
Your problem with your leaky arm can also be solved. If I were you, I'd where thick, long sleeved coats so she does not see the substance.
As for the smell, just where Tag Bodyspray. You've been warned.
I hope this helps you get closer to the fine lady.
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Post by thanosguy on Mar 29, 2007 7:38:38 GMT -5
Tip 15. Do not anger me.
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Post by SkullFarmer on Mar 29, 2007 7:42:48 GMT -5
Do you have any HEPFUL spelling tips?
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Post by thanosguy on Mar 29, 2007 7:44:19 GMT -5
Do you have any HEPFUL spelling tips? I have corrected my stupidity. It will not happen again. [
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Post by thanosguy on Mar 29, 2007 16:59:35 GMT -5
Tip 16. Buying drugs and alcohol is a waste of money. Just steal them.
Tip 17. Know your bacon.
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Post by thanosguy on Mar 29, 2007 17:03:53 GMT -5
Tip 18. Just because you don't have side burns doesn't mean you're not a man.
Tip 19. Two divided by 3 is not .666, but rather .666666666666666666666666......... and so on.
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Post by Gleasonator on Mar 29, 2007 19:09:17 GMT -5
Tip 19. There's a "modify" button for a reason.
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Post by minimcbeef on Mar 29, 2007 19:31:04 GMT -5
Yeah. Just add all your tips into one post. Guru.
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Post by odd odd on Mar 29, 2007 20:20:35 GMT -5
Tip 19. There's a "modify" button for a reason. Except for the fact that that would actually be Tip 20... nice.
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Post by thanosguy on Mar 30, 2007 5:17:16 GMT -5
Tip 19. There's a "modify" button for a reason. Tip 21. Do not give me tips.
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Post by Salty on Mar 30, 2007 13:19:50 GMT -5
I dont find any of these tips helpful.....
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Post by Trogdor on Mar 30, 2007 16:43:57 GMT -5
Why am I not surprised?
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Post by Gleasonator on Mar 30, 2007 16:47:46 GMT -5
Tip 19. There's a "modify" button for a reason. Except for the fact that that would actually be Tip 20... nice. Whoops. I mean... yeah. I was testing you guys. You pass good job.
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Post by SkullFarmer on Mar 30, 2007 17:14:39 GMT -5
I dont find any of these tips helpful..... SkullFarmer tip #1 Avoid this thread like it has cooties. It does.
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Post by Trogdor on Apr 1, 2007 10:52:56 GMT -5
Gleasonator tip no 1- Avoid these threads at all costs.
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Post by Salty on Apr 2, 2007 8:08:39 GMT -5
Now THOSE are helpful!
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Alied
Attic Monster
"What the Crap?!" -Ichigo
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Post by Alied on Apr 2, 2007 12:16:47 GMT -5
Xp
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Post by Toasty4you on Apr 2, 2007 17:43:55 GMT -5
This is pitiful..
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Apr 2, 2007 17:44:44 GMT -5
This is pitiful.. I agree.
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Post by Toasty4you on Apr 2, 2007 17:49:21 GMT -5
Tip 19. There's a "modify" button for a reason. Tip 21. Do not give me tips.
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Post by Trogdor on Apr 2, 2007 18:10:36 GMT -5
I very agree.
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Post by Toasty4you on Apr 2, 2007 20:43:56 GMT -5
Tip 12. If you have a year old bag of Jolley Ranchers, they will have melted together and will smell like medicine. Hey, some medicine smells good!
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