Post by Trogdor on Apr 27, 2007 20:41:25 GMT -5
Sniglets- any word that doesnt apper in the dictionary, but should
alpopuck- any empty dish pushed around the kitchen floor by a dog trying to get the last morsel
malibugaloo- a dance that affects barefoot beachgoers on hot summer days
aets- a greek symbol on the water fountaion handles
agonosis- syndrome of tuning into "Wide World of Sports" every Saturday just to wathc the skier rack himself
airdirt- a hanging plant that's been ignored for three weeks or more
anchority- a groups final, hard fought decision on what toppings to order on pizza
B+ Stampede- the attempt by halp the classroom to clain the paper with no name on it
Backspackle- Markings on the back of one's shirt from riding a fenderless bicycle
Backspubble- dishwater tht disapperes down one drain of a double sink and comes out the other
baldage- the accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.
banectomy- the removal of bruises on a banana
bargus- the area on the windshield that the wipers can't reach
bazookacidal
tendencies- the overwhelming desire of most individuals to reach out and pop the gigantic gum bubble billowing from someone's mouth
beavo- a pencil with teetch marks all over it
bimp- a blurry or double edged felt tip marker
bixplex- psychological block in which a person cannot choose which color of disposable lighter to purchase
bizoos- the millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a basket ball
blooage- the residue left on fingers after using an S.O.S. pad
blurfle- to be caught talking at the top of ones longs when the music at the bar or disco suddently stops
bomca- a lubricant derived from the salivary gland used for turning book pages
bowlikinetics- the act of trying to control a released bowling ball by twisting one's body in the direction one wants it to go
brazel- a scratch plate on a matchbook
bubblic- addicted to the systematic popping of the bubbles in packing material
bugpedal- to accelerate or decelerate rapidly in an attempt to remove a clinging insect from a car's windshield
burgacide- when a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals
butthenge- a pile of cigarette butts occupying a parking lot space
+buttnic- the crevice on an ashtray where the cigarette rests
buzzacks- people in phone marts who walk around picking up display moble phones and listening for dial tones even when they know the phones are not connected
caffidget- to break up a styrofoam coffee cup into several hundred pieces after consuming its contents
caltitude- the heigtht to which a cat's rear end can rise to meet the hand stroking it
carperimeter- the zone between the wall and the end of the vacuum cleaner where dirt is safe
catlapse- the amount of time a cat sleeping on his owners lap has to awake and prepare to hit the floor before the owner stands up
cellostatic- the electrical property of cracker and cigarette wrappers that cause them to stick to your hand
chain gang walk- activity observed in the footwear section of cheap department stores when the shoes are wired together for your convenience
checkuary- the thirteenth month of the year. Begins New Years day and ends when a person stops absent mindedly writing the old year on his checks
cheeriomagnetization- the tendency of the last four or five Cheerios in a bowl to cling together for survival
chiclecodus- any attempt by a gumball to sneak out of the chute and roll past the buyer
chipfault- the stress point on a potato chip where it breaks off and stays behind in the dip
chubble- the aerobic movement combining deep-knee bends and sideward hops used when trying to get into panty hose
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~Toasty4you
I edited it a little bit..
alpopuck- any empty dish pushed around the kitchen floor by a dog trying to get the last morsel
malibugaloo- a dance that affects barefoot beachgoers on hot summer days
aets- a greek symbol on the water fountaion handles
agonosis- syndrome of tuning into "Wide World of Sports" every Saturday just to wathc the skier rack himself
airdirt- a hanging plant that's been ignored for three weeks or more
anchority- a groups final, hard fought decision on what toppings to order on pizza
B+ Stampede- the attempt by halp the classroom to clain the paper with no name on it
Backspackle- Markings on the back of one's shirt from riding a fenderless bicycle
Backspubble- dishwater tht disapperes down one drain of a double sink and comes out the other
baldage- the accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.
banectomy- the removal of bruises on a banana
bargus- the area on the windshield that the wipers can't reach
bazookacidal
tendencies- the overwhelming desire of most individuals to reach out and pop the gigantic gum bubble billowing from someone's mouth
beavo- a pencil with teetch marks all over it
bimp- a blurry or double edged felt tip marker
bixplex- psychological block in which a person cannot choose which color of disposable lighter to purchase
bizoos- the millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a basket ball
blooage- the residue left on fingers after using an S.O.S. pad
blurfle- to be caught talking at the top of ones longs when the music at the bar or disco suddently stops
bomca- a lubricant derived from the salivary gland used for turning book pages
bowlikinetics- the act of trying to control a released bowling ball by twisting one's body in the direction one wants it to go
brazel- a scratch plate on a matchbook
bubblic- addicted to the systematic popping of the bubbles in packing material
bugpedal- to accelerate or decelerate rapidly in an attempt to remove a clinging insect from a car's windshield
burgacide- when a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals
butthenge- a pile of cigarette butts occupying a parking lot space
+buttnic- the crevice on an ashtray where the cigarette rests
buzzacks- people in phone marts who walk around picking up display moble phones and listening for dial tones even when they know the phones are not connected
caffidget- to break up a styrofoam coffee cup into several hundred pieces after consuming its contents
caltitude- the heigtht to which a cat's rear end can rise to meet the hand stroking it
carperimeter- the zone between the wall and the end of the vacuum cleaner where dirt is safe
catlapse- the amount of time a cat sleeping on his owners lap has to awake and prepare to hit the floor before the owner stands up
cellostatic- the electrical property of cracker and cigarette wrappers that cause them to stick to your hand
chain gang walk- activity observed in the footwear section of cheap department stores when the shoes are wired together for your convenience
checkuary- the thirteenth month of the year. Begins New Years day and ends when a person stops absent mindedly writing the old year on his checks
cheeriomagnetization- the tendency of the last four or five Cheerios in a bowl to cling together for survival
chiclecodus- any attempt by a gumball to sneak out of the chute and roll past the buyer
chipfault- the stress point on a potato chip where it breaks off and stays behind in the dip
chubble- the aerobic movement combining deep-knee bends and sideward hops used when trying to get into panty hose
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~Toasty4you
I edited it a little bit..