Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 16, 2007 10:51:36 GMT -5
Thorax: Remember soccer practice at 5:30 on tuesday. Minimcbeef: I KNOW!!!!! Thorax: Fine, just making sure. Toasty: I'll be there! Thorax: good I don't know what we'd do without you.
ILA: I wanna play soccer!!! Hey, we could all jump off the Sears Tower......
One time I had a crayon, it was the color of grilled cheese, then it broke and I cried, then I got a different crayon out, and it was the color of mac and cheese, and then THAT crayon broke and I cried and then I got another crayon the color of.............
Marioofthestars: I have decided to turn into a Christian Trogdor: Good for you Mario, I am glad you have finnaly seen the light. MiniMcBeef: Lets have a coo.. Everyone: NO! OddOdd: Meh
Post by MarioOfTheStars on Mar 16, 2007 18:05:16 GMT -5
MarioOfTheStars: I spontaneously turned Agnostic again and will not be turning Christian ever. Satan: Don't you people know? Only Agnostic people go to Heaven. *God's hand comes down to Hell and takes me* Everyone: ...
PM me at "MarioBros826" or else I will not receive your message. "The hatches are open!" -Bill(StarFox 64)
God: NOT! *God throws Mario into a place even worse than hell* Marioofthestars: NOoooooooooooooooooooo...... Trogdor: Sucks for him. Minimcbeef: Lets have a coo... Everyone: SHUT UP WITH THE COOKOUTS!! Oddodd: Meh
Satan: No. These are temptations. You will sit in this room for an eternity and everytime a new Gamesystem comes out, It will be in this room. But, You will never be able to play the games. You can only stare at the consoles.
Post by Toasty4you on Mar 16, 2007 20:24:15 GMT -5
OddOdd: Meh Toasty4you: Stop with the meh-ing! OddOdd: Bleh MiniMcBeef: Whatever..
*Lightbulb lights up above toasty's head*
Toasty4you: Wait, this is a story, anything can happen here!
*Concentrates really hard, and a series of events occur*
1. Gleasonator breaks free from Hell 2. OddOdd stops saying "meh" 3. MiniMcBeef never utters the word cookout again 4. Trogdor (the real one) explodes 5. Satan goes to heaven and gets beat up by God 6. Nathan gets rich and lives in a cool house!
OF COURSE.. NONE OF THIS REALLY HAPPENED, BECAUSE THE TOASTY4YOU TYPING THIS STORY FEELS LIKE IT... HA! HA HA!
OddOdd: You could at least tell the Nathan creating this story to get us off this bomb shelter already.. it's been ages!
*Supreme all powerful Nathan imagines that we hit the surface of Hell*
MarioOfTheStars: You know, it's wierd, because in this book, anyone who helps write this is technically more powerful then God, the one in the book anyway. OddOdd: Meh Toasty4you: Nooooooooooooooooooo.....!!!
Post by Toasty4you on Mar 18, 2007 13:14:20 GMT -5
Toasty4you: Fools! We need to save Glesonator! Have you forgotten our mission? Thorax: Can't we just wish him out? Toasty4you: That wouldn't be any fun! Common guys!
*Walks through the gates of Hell*
(MEANWHILE IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PLACE THAT IS NOT IN HELL)
Kirei: Ebony! Come back! Please! KocrSpinal: *Pats on shoulder* We all feel for her, who knows? She could have deleted her account on accident. Kirei: *Sobs* KocrSpinal: What the #&$* is that?
*EbonySnow comes in a vision*
Kirei: I see it too! EbonySnow: Help! I didn't delete my account on purpose! The evil "Forum Account Deleter" did this to me! KocrSpinal: Where is he? I'll teach him a lesson or two! EbonySnow: I'm on Death Mountain, please save me! I'm in the volcanic crater, and---
*Bzzzzzzz....Bzzzzzzzz....*
KocrSpinal: Common' Kirei, we're going on a mission!
Trogdor: Never I will go with them If you like it or not! *pulls out anti tank gun and blows a whole in a wall.* Trogdor:Wait for mee!! Toasty: Fiddlesticks.
*in Hell* minimcbeef: *talking to Satan* So if you never actually saw Glea walk out the gates of Hell, then where is he? You say he's not here, but you also say he didn't leave. Toasty: You do realize that WE saw him enter this burning inferno. Satan: How? Toasty: How did we see? Well, I have no clue how. But we somehow managed to. Satan: ... what? I'm not s'posed to keep track of your friend. Go find him yourself. Thorax: No, seriously, it would be WAY easier if we just wished him out. odd odd: ... meh... *shrugs* Toasty: Really, it doesn't work like that. odd odd: Bored. *walks out of Hell and floats in a void of nothingness* Everyone: ok? o.O MarioOfTheStars: *pushes Satan aside* I don't really care what you say, I'm looking for him.
Post by MarioOfTheStars on Mar 18, 2007 22:07:50 GMT -5
MarioOfTheStars: *Falls into inferno*
DEAD'D!
Satan: Uhhh... Err... Hmmm... Toasty: O.O *MarioOfTheStars burning body is tossed out of inferno by a giant demon hand.* MarioOfTheStars: GET ME TO A HOSPITAL!!! *ILA runs by with a box of open lemons and salt* *Trips on a rock and drops box on MOTS* MarioOfTheStars: OW! OW! SWEET XENU, GET ME SOME HELP!
PM me at "MarioBros826" or else I will not receive your message. "The hatches are open!" -Bill(StarFox 64)
Post by Hades of Nothingness on Mar 19, 2007 12:04:59 GMT -5
How did I die? I wasn't even in the story to begin with... Plus I'm a Greek god. I really don't think I need air to live. And I would already be in Hell, so I wouldn't need to be in the shelter... thing... Whatever.
*Shadow Thief who happens to already be in Hell after being apparently killed, then reincarnated, slits every bodies throats. however, since they are already in Hell, they just reappear next to their corpses.*
Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 19, 2007 12:59:27 GMT -5
*plays soccer* Thorax: Who else wants to join? Thorax: Satan opened up a league of his own. Satan: Yep and it's free. Satan: just kidding you have to pay me back with your souls! Thorax: AHHHHHH!!!!! *runs away*
Bang... -MarioOfTheStars
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