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Post by Toasty4you on May 26, 2007 11:40:02 GMT -5
They're all mind-controlled robots.
Why am I on Gleasonator?
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Post by Toasty4you on May 24, 2007 20:17:08 GMT -5
He feels like it I guess.
Why am I obsessed with toast?
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Post by Toasty4you on May 24, 2007 20:07:08 GMT -5
He didn't eat spam.
Why do I love spam?
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Post by Toasty4you on Apr 15, 2007 17:11:02 GMT -5
Because you eat their children/child
Why does the YellowStain eat people's children/child?
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Post by Toasty4you on Mar 17, 2007 11:02:05 GMT -5
He went to the white fairy (I don't know)
Why is the moon made of cheese?
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Post by Toasty4you on Mar 16, 2007 20:50:06 GMT -5
They don't eat toast!
Can you figure out this pattern? 111 115 what's the next one?
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Post by Toasty4you on Mar 16, 2007 20:33:06 GMT -5
He loves everyone!
Alkjf;lakjdfsl;kjaieurieupcjxncoiwaureoeroiwe?
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Post by Toasty4you on Feb 12, 2007 19:05:41 GMT -5
It felt like it.
Why does Trogdor hate me?
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Post by Toasty4you on Feb 12, 2007 18:45:38 GMT -5
Because the O RLY owl silently mocks them in a very insulting way. Yeah RLY! Question: Why is snow white?
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Post by Toasty4you on Feb 12, 2007 9:05:00 GMT -5
It tastes good!
Why do you like toast?
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Post by Toasty4you on Feb 11, 2007 21:18:04 GMT -5
I stare at orange juice when it says concentrate.
Why do I like jello?
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Post by Toasty4you on Feb 11, 2007 20:51:44 GMT -5
He filed a complait to the leader of Pakistan.
Why is your location "HECK"?
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Post by Toasty4you on Feb 11, 2007 18:04:30 GMT -5
They have been eating too much horseradish.
Why do I like toast?
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Post by Toasty4you on Feb 11, 2007 9:48:04 GMT -5
Because the evil chewy monster cast an unpredictable curse upon it.
What's your favorite food?
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Post by Toasty4you on Feb 8, 2007 22:25:06 GMT -5
I ate waldo. He's in my belly.
What is Mario's middle name?
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Post by Toasty4you on Feb 8, 2007 21:44:21 GMT -5
He was in a spaceship, flying to the planet of all things pink and fluffy.
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by Toasty4you on May 15, 2007 7:58:15 GMT -5
Brilliant!
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Post by Toasty4you on May 11, 2007 22:19:17 GMT -5
LinkedThat video is pretty darn funny, I saw it a few months back.
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Post by Toasty4you on May 8, 2007 21:16:00 GMT -5
Do you ever know that the book this is from is called [glow=red,2,300]CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL[/glow]Yes, we all realize that.
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Post by Toasty4you on May 5, 2007 18:17:39 GMT -5
Judging by the first four lines it looks pretty good.
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Post by Toasty4you on May 5, 2007 16:08:27 GMT -5
Because chicken soup represents that small comfort when you are sick. It warms your insides and most people like it. Cream of mushroom is too thick, and tomato soup is gross X. ;D ;D (By the way, cream of broccoli? Who wants Cream of broccoli crap in their soul? Seriously.) How dare you say that Tomato Soup is gross! I am also disgusted by you being disgusted at Brocolli Soup! Gah!
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STUFF
May 9, 2007 18:12:45 GMT -5
Post by Toasty4you on May 9, 2007 18:12:45 GMT -5
Errrr.. it really doesn't matter much.
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STUFF
Apr 30, 2007 20:03:23 GMT -5
Post by Toasty4you on Apr 30, 2007 20:03:23 GMT -5
They were tears of joy, use your common sense.
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STUFF
Apr 30, 2007 19:22:34 GMT -5
Post by Toasty4you on Apr 30, 2007 19:22:34 GMT -5
It's so beautiful, it made me cry!
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Post by Toasty4you on Apr 27, 2007 20:53:57 GMT -5
Hilarious! I loved those! Can't wait until you make more.
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Post by Toasty4you on Apr 23, 2007 20:19:42 GMT -5
How many times have I seen that? And why? Meh, don't know.
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Post by Toasty4you on Apr 22, 2007 21:03:14 GMT -5
Tch. Yeah. I have a t-shirt that's all about that song. I used to recite that chorus all the time when I was a kid.
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Post by Toasty4you on Apr 19, 2007 19:03:07 GMT -5
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Post by Toasty4you on Apr 19, 2007 18:47:41 GMT -5
How about:
I love my toast, my AngryToast He's the one I like to boast I carry him throughout the trees Just me and him, and him and me
Sounds like some kind of love poem.
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Post by Toasty4you on Apr 17, 2007 21:03:31 GMT -5
You know, I think I should write a poem.. I think I'll start in a few days..
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