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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 19, 2007 18:38:32 GMT -5
25 years into the future. Wow. that's some deep hatred.
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 19, 2007 18:31:45 GMT -5
oh no. I just smited you before.
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 19, 2007 18:29:31 GMT -5
why are they getting sued?
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 18, 2007 7:48:51 GMT -5
smite*
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 17, 2007 17:51:55 GMT -5
super smite attack. [glow=red,2,300][/glow] COMBO HIT X999999999*presses smite button* Meh this is stupid. *performs Super Smite Attack*
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 17, 2007 17:48:01 GMT -5
what's that mean? No one ever likes my sig? I luuuuuuuvvvvv your signature James. Clap for James!! That's a first. For anyone. Not just you.
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 17, 2007 16:52:43 GMT -5
this is just stupid but ok. here goes. *smites
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 16, 2007 17:51:35 GMT -5
Every Villian Is Lemons
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 16, 2007 17:31:12 GMT -5
I dunno.
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 16, 2007 17:26:49 GMT -5
I puked in my mouth a little bit. just sickening. salty can I get a hug? Bleh, dead babies make me sick.
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 16, 2007 16:52:27 GMT -5
drinks heavily. don't worry it's only apple juice. calm down.
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 11, 2007 19:57:08 GMT -5
haza! Salty has gotten internet. let us all rejoice!
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 6, 2007 17:42:43 GMT -5
Awesome story. *exalts
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 2, 2007 19:52:04 GMT -5
It was ok. I put shaving cream on my sisters face when she was asleep. that was better.
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 12, 2007 17:16:08 GMT -5
chuck norris once shot down a fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and saying bang.
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 3, 2007 20:27:48 GMT -5
James, nobody likes a kiss ass. And he is... [glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left,300]Skullfarmer[/shadow][/glow]
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 27, 2007 17:22:52 GMT -5
I'm glad to see that some people like it. If you don't then leave!
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 26, 2007 19:25:57 GMT -5
How dare you talk to chuck norris like that!!
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 26, 2007 18:08:04 GMT -5
What? Skullfarmer makes threads like these, you don't seem to mind. Oh by the way watch out if Chuck Norris is upset that you don't like his thread.
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 26, 2007 17:36:00 GMT -5
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder. Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims. Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul. Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris can drown a fish. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 26, 2007 17:28:55 GMT -5
Here are some chuck norris facts: some kids pee there name into snow, Chuck norris can pee his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris can speak braille. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 19, 2007 14:39:41 GMT -5
nice rap.
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 19, 2007 14:31:24 GMT -5
NO! Your falling into their trap to take over the forums using drama!
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 19, 2007 14:29:35 GMT -5
choclate popcorn or vanilla or strawberry or rasberry or blackberry.
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 19, 2007 14:17:37 GMT -5
addictive indeed. it would be the new crack. Someone should invent cinnamon popcorn. If done correctly it could be more addictive than crack but without the health risks!
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 19, 2007 14:01:39 GMT -5
Oh I see, it's a popcorn thread.
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 19, 2007 14:00:32 GMT -5
is this a spam thread?
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 19, 2007 15:01:24 GMT -5
Liverpool vs. Chelsea
Liverpool WINS!!!!
62,400 to 61,300
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 19, 2007 14:56:20 GMT -5
cocaine vs. cinammon popcorn
cocaine wins
19,500,000 to 11,100
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 19, 2007 14:52:22 GMT -5
zidane vs. materazzi
zidane wins
16,900,000 to 5, 850,000
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