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Post by flint54 on Oct 27, 2006 16:20:24 GMT -5
Hey, There Was Bleach and Naruto, so I Though I'd Start A FMA One! ;D
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Post by flint54 on Oct 27, 2006 16:25:55 GMT -5
(Setting The Scene: Edward And Alphonse Are Waiting At Central Station For Hughes To Arrive)
Ed: *Makes annoyed facial expression* Ugg...When is that bozo Leuitenent-wannabe gonna get here? Probably got held up somewhere bragging about his stupid daughter with some helpless stranger again...
Al: Brother, don't be like that! Leuitenent Hughes Is a very busy man, and you know that! Besides, you shouldn't talk...after what you did to the people in Lior...
Ed: *glares at Al* I wouldn't say what I did was a bad thing...after all, I think I did them a favor...I 'saved' them from a fraud who had the sickness to call himself a prophit! ...That Bastard...
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 27, 2006 16:46:20 GMT -5
HUGHS:
Hi everyone!
ED AND AL:
HI, HUGHS!
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Post by flint54 on Oct 27, 2006 16:57:42 GMT -5
ED: Where the hell have you been? We've been waiting here for nearly an hour?
HUGHES: Well, I got caught up in the office...and besides, before you do anything else...I just want to tell you...Scar has returned to Central.
ED: *Nonchalant Expression* Yeah? Point Being?
AL: Brother! Don't act so care-free! With Scar around, your life is at stack. Keep on your gaurd.
HUGHES: Hmmm...just to be a pal, I could hook you up with a couple of escorts again...just to ensure your safety. I bet Armstrong would be willing to help...
ED: *Eyes widen at the name ' Armstrong' being mentioned* WHAT ARE YOU INSANE?!?! ((Who the hell does he think he is? Please tell me that was a sick joke!)) We're fine! We don't need any annoying escorts...especially ones the size of continents!
HUGHES: Well, if your sure...if you change your mind, just pop in and tell me...you know where I am
AL: Thank you Mr. Hughes. *Giving Ed An Accusing Look* Brother will keep that in mind.
HUGHES: Well, not that that's over...I should get going...but first...*whips out walllet, a stream of photos spill out* IT WAS ELYSIA'S FOURTH BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY!!! ISN'T SHE CUTE?!?! LOOK AT HER PUFFY CHEEKS, HER GOLDEN LOCKS ((Get's that from her mother!)) AND HER LITTLe BUTTON NOSE! AH, I COULD TALK ABOUT HER FOR HO-
ED: ALRIGHT AL! I think we should get going *Rushes with Al away from Hughes* BYE HUGHES!
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 27, 2006 17:13:59 GMT -5
HUGHS:
I'm all alone...
*Man walks by*
*starts running after the man*
WANNA SEE MY DAUGHTER'S PICTURES?!
MAN:
GET AWAY, YOU FIEND!
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Post by flint54 on Oct 28, 2006 10:43:35 GMT -5
ED: God, that was close! I swear, with him ranting and raving like that, he'd have put me into a coma!
AL: Yes, well, we did get one vital peice of information...Scar is on the loose again.
ED: What do ya do? He's loose, someones gonna die...what are we supposed to do? I don't know where in this city to even START looking for him...*interupted by Sergeant Fuery*
FUERY: *almost out of breath* Excuse me, Sir Alchemist...but...Colonel Mustang...wants to see you...NOW! *collapses onto ground*
ED: Jeez! We finally get away from ONE part of the military, and just get dragged into the NEXT part!
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 28, 2006 10:49:36 GMT -5
*Gluttony jumps out of an alley and eats Fuery*
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Post by flint54 on Oct 28, 2006 10:55:04 GMT -5
ED: OMFG! What the hell just happend?!?!?
GLUTTONY: *Burp* Mmmmmm...Yum-yums!
*Lust bursts from the rooftops*
LUST: Ah, if it isn't the Elric Brothers...
ED: What do you want Homunculi?
LUST: Nothing important...just your life.
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 28, 2006 11:10:33 GMT -5
*Ed stabs lust*
You aren't lust...
ENVY:
I was before you stabbed me.
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Post by flint54 on Oct 28, 2006 12:00:48 GMT -5
*Envy's wounds quickly heal*
ENVY: Won't you learn, Full Metal Pipsqueek? I don't die hard.
ED: Shut up you bastard! Your all bastards...DIE! *Ed transmutes his automail arm into a sword and lunges at Envy* *Envy counters by round-kicking Ed in the face*
ED: ARRRG!
*coughs up blood*
HACK!
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 28, 2006 12:37:44 GMT -5
AL:
*runs at envy*
ENVY:
*kicks al at the wall*
HUGHS:
*tackles envy*
YOU GOTTA SEE THESE PICTURES OF MY DAUGHTER!
ENVY:
GAH!!! CANT MOOOOVE!!!
GET OFF!!!
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Post by flint54 on Oct 28, 2006 14:18:15 GMT -5
ED:
*runs over the Al*
Al! Are you all right?
AL: Yeah, I'm fine...but what about Hughes?
*Both look over at Hughes, who was now shoving pictures of his daughter in Envy's face, whilst Envy screamed in horror*
ED: I think he'll be fine.
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 28, 2006 14:49:20 GMT -5
~~~~~~END OF EPISODE 1~~~~~~
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Post by flint54 on Oct 28, 2006 14:53:49 GMT -5
NICE...I guess. I liked it.
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Post by flint54 on Oct 28, 2006 14:54:32 GMT -5
If you want, you can start the next episode...I'm having a brain-fart
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 28, 2006 14:54:36 GMT -5
It was pretty good!
~~~~~~START OF EPISODE 2~~~~~~
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Post by flint54 on Oct 28, 2006 16:32:49 GMT -5
(Setting The Scene: Ed and Al head to Mustangs office to report about all the miserly mishaps that have happened)
ED: *Stopping in front of Mustangs office door* Uggg...I've come to hate this door...we see so much of it. Colonel Mustang can ((try to)) shove it up his ass.
AL: Brother, stop your whining and let's go in already
*both enter through door, see Colonel Roy Mustang sitting behind a huge stack of papers at his desk*
Hello Colonel!
MUSTANG: Oh, hello Al. So you guys decided to come after all. I hope Fuery had no problem finding yo-...where is Fuery?
ED: Well, that's where our problems start...
AL: Yeah...he kinda got...eaten...
MUSTANG: ea...ten...*blinks eyes stupidly* What do you mean eaten?
ED: Well, he had just come to tell us that you wanted to meet with us, and then Gluttony popped out of no where and totally ate Sergeant Fuery *laughs nervously* HAHAHAHAHHA! funny story, huh?
AL: Then Lust came, but she wasn't really Lust, it was Envy and he started to fight with Ed, and then Hughes came and saved us by bragging about his daughter in Envy's face.
MUSTANG: ...is Hughes alright?
ED: Yeah, Envy probably is still trying to get away...but we should be more concerned over Fuery!
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 28, 2006 17:54:35 GMT -5
*mustang turns into envy*
ENVY:
Oh no... I'm not going anywhere!
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Post by flint54 on Oct 28, 2006 18:06:15 GMT -5
ED: Ah shit...
ENVY:
*walks over to Ed and grabs his throat*
Oh, what now small fry? You gonna try and 'kill' me again?
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 28, 2006 19:05:39 GMT -5
ED:
Nope.
ENVY:
What?
ED:
*Transmutes the entire room to glue.*
ENVY:
WHAT THE!?
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Post by flint54 on Oct 29, 2006 13:41:52 GMT -5
ED:
But...I will make you get high off of all this glue...*takes a wiff*
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 29, 2006 13:49:01 GMT -5
ENVY:
STOP! THE FUMES!
*The room drips off the side of the building, and envy is in a pile of glue*
*Ed and Al jumped out at the right time.*
ED:
This'll stop envy...
*Ed boils the glue*
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Post by flint54 on Oct 29, 2006 16:29:13 GMT -5
ENVY:
*his screams peircing the night air*
AHHHHHH!.....
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 30, 2006 17:36:40 GMT -5
ED:
C'mon Al... Let's go home...
AL:
What home?
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Post by flint54 on Oct 31, 2006 17:41:32 GMT -5
ED:
IS THAT A RETORICAL QUESTION...
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 31, 2006 20:20:01 GMT -5
AL:
No.
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Post by funnyotter on Oct 31, 2006 20:21:10 GMT -5
agreed, did you like evans costume of you?
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 31, 2006 20:23:26 GMT -5
It was confuzzling.
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Post by funnyotter on Oct 31, 2006 20:24:28 GMT -5
yes, yes it was
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 31, 2006 20:27:27 GMT -5
Alright, stop posting here. You're ruining the action.
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