theunknownranger
Just the Beast Under Your Bed
gleasonator forums gets me through the boring days! :)
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Post by theunknownranger on May 13, 2007 0:05:26 GMT -5
ok here is how it works. someone says a topic, and then the next person posts the top 5 reasons for why that would happen. (1 is the number one reason why.) this is supposed to be funny so make things up, i dont want any long, nerdy, scientific explanation!
EX: FIRST PERSON: Why does a dog sniff another dog's butt?
SECOND PERSON: 1) because they just feels like it! 2) because they were told not to...hehe so rebellious 3) because they it smells better than their fat, sweaty owners 4) because they find it a change from a boring lifestyle 5) because the smell of crap smells like brownies to them
(still 2nd person) Why does one find other people's suffering so amusing?
now for the first topic! WHY DOES AIRPORT SECURITY SEARCH PEOPLE WHO DON'T LOOK LIKE A TERRORIST, MEANWHILE LETTING A GUY WITH A BULKY TRENCHCOAT PASS ONTO THE PLANE WITHOUT BEING STOPPED?
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Post by minimcbeef on May 13, 2007 8:44:41 GMT -5
1) cuz thier scared 2) cuz Bush told them to 3) because they're terrorists themselves 4) because the cousin they hate is on the plane Trenchcoat is entering 5) cuz we live in a messed up world.
Why did Jamie make this?
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Post by Balmung Of The Azure Sky on May 13, 2007 11:19:15 GMT -5
(1) Obviously because it's really stupid and retarded. (2) He had nothing better to do. (3) This is really a sucky idea. (4) I don't find it fun to think of FIVE different reasons. (5) Yes.
Why is this thread stupid and retarded?
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on May 13, 2007 11:58:04 GMT -5
(1) Obviously because it's really stupid and retarded. (2) He had nothing better to do. (3) This is really a sucky idea. (4) I don't find it fun to think of FIVE different reasons. (5) Yes. Why is this thread stupid and retarded? (1) Because it's horrible (2) And annoying (3) Jamie made it (4) I could be spending my time doing something that isn't this (5) |
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Post by minimcbeef on May 13, 2007 12:41:04 GMT -5
| ? Assuming that was the question, 1) I'M GETTIN' A WII!!!!!111 2)B-DAY IS COMIN' UP! 3) SUMMER'S COMMIN' 4) 41 15 73/-/ /-/4XX0RZ!!!!!1111
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Post by odd odd on May 13, 2007 14:01:36 GMT -5
Wow. You didn't even make it to five. Assuming number 4 was your question...
1.) Psha. Yeah right. Switchfoot is 73/-/ /-/4XX0RZ. 2.) Uhm? 3.) Because we're all classy... 4.) *is still confused as to what to say* 5.) Canadian Idol, w00 w00!
... why did I bother to continue this thread?
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Post by Toasty4you on May 13, 2007 14:48:42 GMT -5
1) You're Jacqui 2) You felt like it 3) You're addicted to Gleasonator 4) I'm bored 5) Also sort of hungry..
Why is AngryToast angry?
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Post by odd odd on May 13, 2007 15:13:14 GMT -5
1.) He's not addicted to Gleasonator Forums like me. HAH! 2.) He's got mental issues. 3.) He's bipolar. D'Aww... poor him. 4.) Because you're hungry, and you've been looking at him strangely for the past hour. 5.) He wants a new toaster.
Why is it so easy to choke on air?
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theunknownranger
Just the Beast Under Your Bed
gleasonator forums gets me through the boring days! :)
Posts: 180
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Post by theunknownranger on May 13, 2007 21:50:36 GMT -5
WHY ARE YOU GUYS TRASHING MY THREAD!!!!! [ argh. o well.
anyway 1) because its delicious 2) because it is the least likely thing to choke on 3) because because who needs quarter sized chinks of food? 4) because its everywhere 5) because its something that makes you feel stupid
Why is america the only place where people order a triple patty, super sized fires and a DIET coke.
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theunknownranger
Just the Beast Under Your Bed
gleasonator forums gets me through the boring days! :)
Posts: 180
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Post by theunknownranger on May 13, 2007 21:51:55 GMT -5
Why is this thread stupid and retarded? (1) Because it's horrible (2) And annoying (3) Jamie made it (4) I could be spending my time doing something that isn't this (5) are you implying everything i do is retarded?
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Post by Toasty4you on May 14, 2007 17:52:29 GMT -5
(1) Because it's horrible (2) And annoying (3) Jamie made it (4) I could be spending my time doing something that isn't this (5) are you implying everything i do is retarded? Actually, he was just replying to Balmung which is part of the game.
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Post by Balmung Of The Azure Sky on May 14, 2007 20:57:49 GMT -5
Sorry, I was in a bad mood when I made that post. But I can't say the idea for this thread is particularly ingenious. Has anyone else noticed the mass increase of stupid "game" threads? And what's with the "TOP 5 Reasons..."? Why can't it just be "5 Reasons..."? Sorry, criticizing's done now.
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Post by minimcbeef on May 14, 2007 21:25:19 GMT -5
Yeah, sometimes, the answer is just, BECAUSE, and leave it at that.
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Post by Gleasonator on May 14, 2007 21:28:32 GMT -5
Jeez, Carl. If you don't like the thread, don't post in it!
1) Because diet Cokes make them feel better after eating a triple patty burger with super-sized fries. 2) Because Americans are all (mostly) fat. 3) Because Americans are all (OK, mostly again) stupid. 4) Because in order to get food fast, sometimes it's the only option, and they get diet to try to not get EXTREMELY fat. 5) Because your mom.
Who blinded him with science?
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on May 14, 2007 21:40:47 GMT -5
Jeez, Carl. If you don't like the thread, don't post in it! 1) Because diet Cokes make them feel better after eating a triple patty burger with super-sized fries. 2) Because Americans are all (mostly) fat. 3) Because Americans are all (OK, mostly again) stupid. 4) Because in order to get food fast, sometimes it's the only option, and they get diet to try to not get EXTREMELY fat. 5) Because your mom. Who blinded him with science? (1) Xenu (2) Edgar Allen Poe (3) Bhudda (4) Super Smash Brothers Brawl (5) Jesus Christ Why are the people who made the Matrix making a new Speed Racer movie?
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Post by TheYellowStain on May 18, 2007 19:38:27 GMT -5
dont be mean Karl...
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