Post by minimcbeef on Dec 23, 2006 14:16:56 GMT -5
My christmas rap! ;D
It was the night before christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse
I had my socking hung by the Chimmney with care
In the hopes that in the morning i'd see some
PRESENTS THERE
YEA THATS RIGHT
my brother and sister were sleeping upstairs
with visions of..toys rappin in their heads
I WAS CHILLIN I was justkickin back
I was settlin down for a nice long nap
When out on the lawn there arouse such a clatter
I Jumped out of bed and said
YO WHAT THE MATTER!
I couldn't believe what I was seein there
It was a little red man and 8 tiny
REINDEER!
YEA THATS RIGHT!
Yall check this out!
Woahhhhhhhh
Woahhhhhhhh
Havin a merry little christmas time
Havin a merry little christman time
Now back to the story
Belive it or not
I thought i was dreamin
had a case of brain rot
The dude in the sliegh
was sittin in back
he had a bright red suit and a big red sack
he shouted to the deer
and pulled on the reins
and I said to myself
MAN THEY GOT SOME FUNNY NAMES!
DASHER
DANCER
PRANCER
VIXEN
COMET
CUPID
DONDER
AND BLITZEN
and the one in the front with the bright red nose?
That was Rudolf
Thats the way my rappin rhyme goes!
repeat woahs and merrys
On top of the house
I heard em dancin around
then I heard in the chimmney
he was comin on down
I knew right away it was my lucky night
It was my main man santa claus
the dude was outta sight
he had a curly white beard
and a big round belly
that shook when the laughed
like a bowl full of jelly
EVERYBODY SAY HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(ECHO THE HO)
EVERYBODY SAY HO HO HO!
(ECHO THE HO'S AGIAN)
EVERYBODY SAY HO-OH
(ECHO HO-OH)
EVERYBODY SAY HO HO HO
(ECHO AS BEFORE)
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
(VERY OPERATIC AND LIKE A DJ MIXING RECORDS)
WELL HE GAVE ME A WINK
AND HE WENT STRAIGHT TO WORK
HE FILLED UP THE STOCKINGS
AND HE TURNED WITH A JERK
HE NODDED HIS HEAD
AND HE WRINKLED HIS NOSE
AND JUMPED BACK UP THE CHIMMINEY HE ROSE
THEN HE HOPPED IN HIS SLIEGH AND CALLED TO HIS POSSE
HEY FELLAS
LETS GO MOVE SOME TOYS
FOR ALL THE GOOD LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS!
HE FIRED UP THE SLEIGH AND
AWAY THEY ALL FLEW
THE BEAT KEEPS PUMPIN
but im just about through
but i heard him exclaim
as he flew outta sight
Merry Christmas to all
and to all a good night!
WHEW!
ya that took forever!
It was the night before christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse
I had my socking hung by the Chimmney with care
In the hopes that in the morning i'd see some
PRESENTS THERE
YEA THATS RIGHT
my brother and sister were sleeping upstairs
with visions of..toys rappin in their heads
I WAS CHILLIN I was justkickin back
I was settlin down for a nice long nap
When out on the lawn there arouse such a clatter
I Jumped out of bed and said
YO WHAT THE MATTER!
I couldn't believe what I was seein there
It was a little red man and 8 tiny
REINDEER!
YEA THATS RIGHT!
Yall check this out!
Woahhhhhhhh
Woahhhhhhhh
Havin a merry little christmas time
Havin a merry little christman time
Now back to the story
Belive it or not
I thought i was dreamin
had a case of brain rot
The dude in the sliegh
was sittin in back
he had a bright red suit and a big red sack
he shouted to the deer
and pulled on the reins
and I said to myself
MAN THEY GOT SOME FUNNY NAMES!
DASHER
DANCER
PRANCER
VIXEN
COMET
CUPID
DONDER
AND BLITZEN
and the one in the front with the bright red nose?
That was Rudolf
Thats the way my rappin rhyme goes!
repeat woahs and merrys
On top of the house
I heard em dancin around
then I heard in the chimmney
he was comin on down
I knew right away it was my lucky night
It was my main man santa claus
the dude was outta sight
he had a curly white beard
and a big round belly
that shook when the laughed
like a bowl full of jelly
EVERYBODY SAY HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(ECHO THE HO)
EVERYBODY SAY HO HO HO!
(ECHO THE HO'S AGIAN)
EVERYBODY SAY HO-OH
(ECHO HO-OH)
EVERYBODY SAY HO HO HO
(ECHO AS BEFORE)
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
(VERY OPERATIC AND LIKE A DJ MIXING RECORDS)
WELL HE GAVE ME A WINK
AND HE WENT STRAIGHT TO WORK
HE FILLED UP THE STOCKINGS
AND HE TURNED WITH A JERK
HE NODDED HIS HEAD
AND HE WRINKLED HIS NOSE
AND JUMPED BACK UP THE CHIMMINEY HE ROSE
THEN HE HOPPED IN HIS SLIEGH AND CALLED TO HIS POSSE
HEY FELLAS
LETS GO MOVE SOME TOYS
FOR ALL THE GOOD LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS!
HE FIRED UP THE SLEIGH AND
AWAY THEY ALL FLEW
THE BEAT KEEPS PUMPIN
but im just about through
but i heard him exclaim
as he flew outta sight
Merry Christmas to all
and to all a good night!
WHEW!
ya that took forever!