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Post by Gleasonator on Aug 7, 2006 10:31:43 GMT -5
REPEATING is the last word in the thread... didn't have enough room.
Anyway:
Cross your fingers Cross your toes Cross your eyeballs Cross your nose
Then there's:
I ate a burger, I drank a lake. I ate an apple, I ate a cake
I ate some fries. I ate some pies. I'm not telling lies... I ate some flies.
I drank the ocean. I ate some steak... AND I'M GOD DAMN FULL.... 'cause I ate a rake.
Please don't clap... 'cause there is more. I went on a rampage. I ate a door.
I ate a garden. I ate some peas. I ate a whole bucket.... of cottage cheese.
OH MY! I'M GONNA BLOW! The world turned black... I gotta go!
I heard a *beep!* and got out of bed.... and all I could think of... was getting fed.
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Aug 7, 2006 12:10:39 GMT -5
Lol, did u make those urself?
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Post by Gleasonator on Aug 7, 2006 14:41:14 GMT -5
Yeah. They both came outta nowhere. XD They were poems that I didn't even think about... just started wrighting.
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Aug 7, 2006 17:01:00 GMT -5
wow, very imaginitive.
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Post by Kocrspinal on Aug 9, 2006 8:36:17 GMT -5
Lol! That was hilarious
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Post by Gleasonator on Aug 9, 2006 13:46:18 GMT -5
Tank you
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Post by mantis on Aug 12, 2006 13:59:32 GMT -5
LOL! XD Impressive.
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Aug 12, 2006 18:55:22 GMT -5
why does the title say "Two dumb little poems I wrote" when theres actually eight?
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Post by Gleasonator on Aug 12, 2006 19:07:19 GMT -5
Hahahahahahaha... There IS only two. the whole thing after "Then there's" is one poem
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Aug 18, 2006 14:08:09 GMT -5
these r funn-E.
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Post by Gleasonator on Aug 19, 2006 17:52:38 GMT -5
That post was retar-DED.
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Aug 19, 2006 19:16:36 GMT -5
whatever you s-AYE
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Post by SkullFarmer on Oct 2, 2006 22:13:48 GMT -5
Those are clever and witty. Write more!
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 3, 2006 21:14:49 GMT -5
These poems are really good! do u have some sort of rubric u use?
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Post by Kocrspinal on Oct 4, 2006 16:21:30 GMT -5
I make up poems and songs of random things around me. And I made the NEW version of "does your chain hang low"
It's called: does yo chain hang high (those who have never heard it before, it's to the tune, "Do your ears hang low?")
Do yo chain hang high? Does it wobble at your thigh? Is it rubber? Is it plastic? Is it stretchy? Or elastic? Does it gleam in the dark? Can you shoot it to the moon? Does your chain, hang high!
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 4, 2006 18:52:11 GMT -5
what was gonna rhyme with "high" at the end?
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Post by Kocrspinal on Oct 6, 2006 17:30:38 GMT -5
Is it atrocious or is it sly?
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 6, 2006 19:09:36 GMT -5
sly. most definetly sly.
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Post by Kocrspinal on Oct 6, 2006 23:41:11 GMT -5
Is it a mango?
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 6, 2006 23:46:09 GMT -5
whats a mango?
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Post by Mantis on Oct 7, 2006 12:40:49 GMT -5
Really? It's a fruit.
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 7, 2006 12:43:16 GMT -5
no. i know what a mango is XD!!!
i just want to know why were tlaking about it.
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Post by Mantis on Oct 7, 2006 12:44:08 GMT -5
Ah.. someone isn't paying attention.
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 7, 2006 12:55:04 GMT -5
I'm confused, thats all.
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Post by Mantis on Oct 7, 2006 12:55:30 GMT -5
I thought I was.
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 7, 2006 12:56:54 GMT -5
I thought I thought that too.
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Post by Salty on Oct 25, 2006 15:34:59 GMT -5
that song chain hang low is sooo popular at our school right now...i like chain hang high better....
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 25, 2006 17:36:48 GMT -5
i hate that song with a burning passion.
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Post by Kocrspinal on Oct 26, 2006 16:27:23 GMT -5
I know, it's really annoying. But soon, with your guys' help, my parody will be spreading throughout the US...
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Post by funnyotter on Oct 26, 2006 17:58:27 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]indeed it will![/glow]
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