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Post by Gleasonator on Oct 24, 2006 21:12:33 GMT -5
yeah. its really cold in minnesota i hate the cold! Try Texas. It's like an oven...
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 24, 2006 21:14:13 GMT -5
I hate the heat. I could never live in the South.
I'd be out of my enviorment.
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Post by Mantis on Oct 24, 2006 21:15:09 GMT -5
YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TEXAS WHEN...
* You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
* You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
* You can make instant sun tea.
* You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
* The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly...
* You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
* You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
* You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
* Hot water now comes out of both taps.
* It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
* You actually burn your hand opening the car door...
* You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
* No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning...
* Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
* You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
IT'S SO HOT IN TEXAS THAT...
* The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
* The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
* Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.
IT'S SO DRY IN TEXAS THAT...
* The cows are giving evaporated milk.
* The trees are whistlin' for the dogs.
* A sad Texan once prayed, "I wish it would rain - not so much for me, cuz I've seen it - but for my 7-year-old."
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* A visitor to Texas once asked, "Does it ever rain out here?"
A rancher quickly answered "Yes, it does. Do you remember that part in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?"
The visitor replied, "Yes, I'm familiar with Noah's flood."
"Well," the rancher puffed up, we got 'bout two and a half inches of that."
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 24, 2006 21:17:55 GMT -5
AAHHAHAHAHHA! I READ ALL OF THOSE! where did u find that?
im sure it isnt that bad...
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Post by Mantis on Oct 24, 2006 21:19:45 GMT -5
Bored.com. The best place to go when you're bored.
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 24, 2006 21:22:33 GMT -5
lol, this place is cool.
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Post by Salty on Oct 25, 2006 7:58:10 GMT -5
im celebrating christmas at my dads!!! ;D im so happy!!! then i get to see my new puppy!!!!
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Post by Salty on Oct 25, 2006 7:59:09 GMT -5
lol i think id like texas better!
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 25, 2006 17:14:48 GMT -5
THE HEAT!
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Post by Mantis on Oct 25, 2006 17:25:19 GMT -5
Lol, it is pretty hot normally. And humid.. I really can't stand humidity..
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 25, 2006 17:27:22 GMT -5
i hate humid most of all.
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Post by Kocrspinal on Oct 26, 2006 15:13:46 GMT -5
I like both of them, cold more though, I love snow, I still have a bottle of snow filled with snow from the first time it snowed when I came to Oklahoma.
(^^Heh, 4 "snows"^^) I put it in the freezer in the Garage, it's practically ice now.
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Post by Mantis on Oct 26, 2006 15:46:38 GMT -5
I hope it snows here near Mexico again like it did last couple years.
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Post by Kocrspinal on Oct 26, 2006 15:49:57 GMT -5
It used to snow all the time in Illinois.
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 26, 2006 17:24:04 GMT -5
illinois is cold.
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Post by Salty on Oct 27, 2006 8:03:26 GMT -5
I WANNA LIVE IN TEXAS!!! I hate the cold!!!!
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 27, 2006 8:13:05 GMT -5
Your finally a Crescent-Moon Warewolf!
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Post by Salty on Oct 27, 2006 12:53:04 GMT -5
when did this happen???
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 27, 2006 13:44:32 GMT -5
Forest Fairy/0-24 Shadow Smurf/25-49 Closet Creature/50-99 Attic Monster/100-149 Crescent-Moon Warewolf/150-199 Vampire/200-299 Vampiric Warewolf/300-399 Red Servant/400-499 The Old Man/500-999 Knocker Man/1000+ Moderator/Granted Administrator/Granted
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Post by Gleasonator on Oct 27, 2006 22:14:35 GMT -5
I WANNA LIVE IN TEXAS!!! I hate the cold!!!! Let's trade.
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 27, 2006 22:25:50 GMT -5
Is it that bad?
I was in Arizona once.
It was burning.
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Post by Mantis on Oct 27, 2006 22:46:34 GMT -5
People get Arizona mixed up with Texas. They think Texas has a bunch of cactus and dry land. Not true.
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 27, 2006 22:47:39 GMT -5
I don't. I think it is mostly an oil foundation .
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Post by Kocrspinal on Oct 28, 2006 15:00:53 GMT -5
Oh, Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree...
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 28, 2006 15:05:13 GMT -5
Yeah... Let's not.
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Post by Kocrspinal on Oct 28, 2006 15:06:45 GMT -5
How lovely are your branches...
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 28, 2006 15:07:28 GMT -5
Is that part of the song?
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Post by Mantis on Oct 28, 2006 17:24:55 GMT -5
Lol, okay, back on topic. This is starting to turn into a discussion on heat! XD
So...Anyone going on vacation for christmas?
EDIT: Countdown Updated
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Oct 28, 2006 17:51:14 GMT -5
I think I'm going to New York in Summer.
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Post by Mantis on Oct 28, 2006 18:02:51 GMT -5
That wasn't the question.
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