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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 26, 2007 17:28:55 GMT -5
Here are some chuck norris facts: some kids pee there name into snow, Chuck norris can pee his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris can speak braille. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 26, 2007 17:36:00 GMT -5
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder. Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims. Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul. Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris can drown a fish. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Post by minimcbeef on Mar 26, 2007 18:04:02 GMT -5
Oh my god... Please, just stop with these threads.
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 26, 2007 18:08:04 GMT -5
What? Skullfarmer makes threads like these, you don't seem to mind. Oh by the way watch out if Chuck Norris is upset that you don't like his thread.
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Post by Trogdor on Mar 26, 2007 18:35:23 GMT -5
I will pwn Chuck Norris. And Skull Farmer threads are different.
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 26, 2007 19:25:57 GMT -5
How dare you talk to chuck norris like that!!
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Post by Gleasonator on Mar 26, 2007 20:06:51 GMT -5
That was awesome. XD My favorite ones were "Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin." and "Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs."
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Post by odd odd on Mar 26, 2007 20:17:15 GMT -5
Oh my god... Please, just stop with these threads. Couldn't you all just find them at this website (click!)?
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Post by MarioOfTheStars on Mar 26, 2007 20:21:22 GMT -5
That was awesome. XD My favorite ones were "Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin." and "Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs." I agree. These are great. XD
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Post by Trogdor on Mar 26, 2007 21:10:50 GMT -5
I am agreeing with MinimcBeef on this.
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Post by Salty on Mar 27, 2007 8:02:48 GMT -5
No more Chuck Norris!!! *jumps off a cliff*
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Post by Mantis on Mar 27, 2007 14:19:52 GMT -5
I love Chuck Norris jokes! XD
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Post by Salty on Mar 27, 2007 14:35:24 GMT -5
No more Chuck Norris!!! *jumps off a cliff* Well Mantis, I dont. But you can enjoy them all you want! ;D
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Post by Mantis on Mar 27, 2007 16:13:33 GMT -5
Yay! No restrictions against enjoying Chuck Norris jokes!
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Post by Trogdor on Mar 27, 2007 16:32:18 GMT -5
No more Chuck Norris!!! *jumps off a cliff* Well Mantis, I dont. But you can enjoy them all you want! ;D I agree with ILA *Jumps off cliff.*
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Mar 27, 2007 17:22:52 GMT -5
I'm glad to see that some people like it. If you don't then leave!
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Post by Trogdor on Mar 27, 2007 18:27:13 GMT -5
I have a fact: Chuck Norris is so Gay, It made Michael Jackson scared.
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Post by Salty on Mar 28, 2007 8:03:37 GMT -5
Lol! I like that one!!!
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Post by minimcbeef on Mar 28, 2007 8:07:25 GMT -5
You're missing the classics. What'd you do, just google Chuck Norris Jokes?
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Post by Salty on Mar 28, 2007 14:13:47 GMT -5
Nah, its not a joke, it's therr real facts, right Troggy?!
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Post by Gleasonator on Mar 28, 2007 17:31:08 GMT -5
Teeth are like little choppy things on your face.
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Post by Trogdor on Mar 28, 2007 17:38:07 GMT -5
Nah, its not a joke, it's therr real facts, right Troggy?! But of course.
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Post by SkullFarmer on Mar 28, 2007 23:12:37 GMT -5
What? Skullfarmer makes threads like these, you don't seem to mind. You are whining. Like a girl. Besides, I am Emperor and can do what I wish so nya nya.
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Post by Trogdor on Mar 29, 2007 7:01:09 GMT -5
And he is...
[glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left,300]Skullfarmer[/shadow][/glow]
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Post by Salty on Mar 29, 2007 8:01:39 GMT -5
And he is... [glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left,300]Skullfarmer[/shadow][/glow]Yeah ,he has the right to make threads like this!
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Post by Toasty4you on Apr 2, 2007 17:52:03 GMT -5
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". Wow.. just wow..
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Post by Thoraxtheimpaler V2 on Apr 3, 2007 20:27:48 GMT -5
James, nobody likes a kiss ass. And he is... [glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left,300]Skullfarmer[/shadow][/glow]
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Post by Trogdor on Apr 3, 2007 21:50:49 GMT -5
Fine, lets see who is better...
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Post by Salty on Apr 4, 2007 8:06:41 GMT -5
Sorry, I have to say Skullfarmer.
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Post by TheYellowStain on Apr 5, 2007 1:49:19 GMT -5
Chuck norris has the heart of a innocent child.... .. .. .. .. it sits in a jar at his bedstand
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